New Executive Plane Delivered

by Major R. Quander

Right in time before Christmas the new executive plane for the Meyonian government  had been delivered.
It is an Embraer D 170 with very exclusive interior and allows Meyonian officials and their guests to travel in a most luxurious way.
The plane travels at a speed of 870 km/h at a range of 3.334 kilometers.
It will be maintained by the MAF airforce staff.
Chief pilot is the most experienced Miss Robertina Rossini.

This picture shows major Randy Quander and pilot Robertina Rossini after the commissioning of the plane.
As a special christmas surprise it is planned to offer free  pleasure flights for  Meyonian maids.
Those flights are sponsored by CUM.

But PSSSSST!
As it will be a surprise, please do not tell it to the maids :-)

Super Maid !

by Sandra Hemingway

Hello all !

Do you know who is Super Maid ? No ? Well all maids know this story...
Sometimes a maid with a pure heart is exhausted after a never ending working day and has still tons of chores to do.... and suddenly Super Maid appears with a bright flash in her blue costume and red cape !
She flies everywhere and everything is done in seconds : floor is shining, laundry is washed, dried up and tidied up in the closet, dishes are bright clean !
Then she gently smiles, pats the cheek of the maid filled with wonder and vanishes in another bright flash !
Don't think it is a legend : I met a maid whose cousin had a friend whose fellow maid met her !!
But be careful... Super Maid comes to help when a maid with a pure heart is in distress... you should never, but never, invoke her !
If you do it...(I can't help trembling as I 'm typing) ..well...Demon Maid might come !! She wears black ragged clothes, some even told she has horns and long dirty claws.... She undoes all maid work, spreads dirt and disorder everywhere and vanishes in a puff of dirt...
Only maids can see her and when the upset Mistress asks why everything is dirt.... she would never believe the Demon Maid story and the poor maid gets punished besides being forced to clean once again.... Demon Maid is so evil !!

La Vicomtesse club grand opening

by Becky Orellana

The famous band Yasmine and the Beatniks performed for the second time in Meyonia at the Vicomtesse club grand opening on September 23 in front of a large audience.

                                          The Beatniks in concert in Meyonia

After this successful opening we invite Meyonians and tourists to visit the club which not only includes the cabaret where the concert took place, but also a fitness room, a massage room, a sauna, a greedy game room and the cozy ladies bar !
Everyone will find enjoyment at the Vicomtesse !

Maids strike is over

by Becky Orellana

Home Secretary Randy Quander ordered candidate Purple Kayo house to be cleaned officially for public health purposes.
Maids, city garbage collectors and a MAF decontamination team had hard time to clean and disinfect the house during several hours.

                                          Decontaminaion team members and a city maid
                                          inside Purple Kayo house.

Perdita Deluca who started the maids strike acknowledged that the action is over after Purple Kayo team member Silvia Seita stated that CUM (Council of United Maids) will take part in further talks and potential punishments wont include the use of whips, crops or other harming items.
Nevertheless Perdita Deluca stated she calls for voting incumbent President Puifan Ling.

Meet the Xocos

by Becky Orellana

Hello dear followers !

I went into the jungle too and I met the Xocos tribe on the tracks of our maid Sandra.
First of all I'm so sorry but I didn't snap any photo... Why ? Xocos were scared of the camera, you know, the "steal your soul" thing when they see their pic !
I tried to convince them but no way !  I rather gave up before they get, let's say unfriendly... I was alone in the jungle with them far away from any "civilized" people after all !

I was more successful with my perfume Chanel n° 5 spray. They first sniffed me...hem embarrassing.
But after a bit of doubt they enjoyed a little spray, I hope the scent did not scare the game away during their next hunt !

Oh I forgot : Xocos met our Sandra ! Well they didn't know her name but when I told about a prude girl they identified her...
She didn't get unnoticed in the jungle among natives running almost nekkie and herself as prude as ever...
None recalls to have seen Sandra nude since her birth...maybe she has got a third nipple like Scaramanga and none knows it !

Well I went back in Meyonia without unveiling Sandra nipples mistery but I long to meet the Xocos again !

Stay tuned

Jungle Sandra

by Sandra Hemingway

Hello dear readers !
Bored of Meyonia policy ? Lets talk about Amazonian adventures !

Well I was caught beteween Miss Purple orders and solidarity with my fellows maids on strike, so I decided...to run away until everything is settled !
And so I 'm now a runaway maid wandering in the jungle of Amazonia !

                                          That's me, your maid Sandra, crossing a river on
                                          a rope ! Watch out for the  crocodile below !

It is easier than I thought... we maids are used to sleep on the ground and to be satisfied with a few leftovers. And in the jungle I met a few fellows Meyonians, militaries on survival training and settlers who gave me a hand or two !
So now I roam in the jungle, I fish, I collect fruit and corn, I..hem...stole a chicken in a village too.
I trade food at the post or with native tribes... my friends Yatares and Xocos !
I also watch my steps, stay away from bandits, snakes and crocs... Well croc meat is yummy but I have no weapons to kill one... By luck I traded bananas for a big piece of croc steak and made a special soup....
I should keep the recipe for our hotel : croc meat, fish, chicken (with its feathers !) corn and bananas. The taste is, lets say, surprising ! But gives you lots of energy.
That's all for now folks ! Kisses from the deep jungle and..don't tell Miss Purple where I am !

Maids strike still ongoing

By Becky Orellana

The strike is still going on despite Purple Kayo pressures which forced at least one maid only identified by her intials SH to hide in the jungle.
Purple Kayo did not intervene herself and her staff member Silvia Zeita currently negociates with maids leader Perdita Deluca. Nothing had been disclosed yet but we know that even if both sides are ready to some concessions the main concern - maids punishment - is still discussed.
Perdita Deluca wants the Council of United Maids (CUM) still to be created takes decisions regarding punishment while candidate Purple Kayo wants to keep the power to decide in such matter.
The talks are still ongoing...we keep you informed !

Questionnable interventions of our leaders
Home secretary Randy Quander publicly showed sympathy and support for the maid cause. But she did more, we know she provided help with logistic, like with the demonstrants boards...
Randy Quander never hid she supports incumbent president Puifan Ling and we could think she uses the maids strike and her own position to weaken candidate Purple Kayo who is seen as the most credible opponent to President Ling reelection !
Army commander Kim Mizser did not support one side and asked both sides to reach an agrement. But she nevertheless clearly warned the maids that the strike should not extend to the plaza and the hotel in this touristic season...
We all know general Mizser owns the Chatte Ronronnante hotel through her holding Kim Management Inc... The hotel is located in front of Purple Kayo house and we could think she uses her position at the head of the army to defend her own economic interests !

So, what to think ? Well in this year of election...use critical mind and stay tuned !

Becky