New Executive Plane Delivered

by Major R. Quander

Right in time before Christmas the new executive plane for the Meyonian government  had been delivered.
It is an Embraer D 170 with very exclusive interior and allows Meyonian officials and their guests to travel in a most luxurious way.
The plane travels at a speed of 870 km/h at a range of 3.334 kilometers.
It will be maintained by the MAF airforce staff.
Chief pilot is the most experienced Miss Robertina Rossini.

This picture shows major Randy Quander and pilot Robertina Rossini after the commissioning of the plane.
As a special christmas surprise it is planned to offer free  pleasure flights for  Meyonian maids.
Those flights are sponsored by CUM.

But PSSSSST!
As it will be a surprise, please do not tell it to the maids :-)

Super Maid !

by Sandra Hemingway

Hello all !

Do you know who is Super Maid ? No ? Well all maids know this story...
Sometimes a maid with a pure heart is exhausted after a never ending working day and has still tons of chores to do.... and suddenly Super Maid appears with a bright flash in her blue costume and red cape !
She flies everywhere and everything is done in seconds : floor is shining, laundry is washed, dried up and tidied up in the closet, dishes are bright clean !
Then she gently smiles, pats the cheek of the maid filled with wonder and vanishes in another bright flash !
Don't think it is a legend : I met a maid whose cousin had a friend whose fellow maid met her !!
But be careful... Super Maid comes to help when a maid with a pure heart is in distress... you should never, but never, invoke her !
If you do it...(I can't help trembling as I 'm typing) ..well...Demon Maid might come !! She wears black ragged clothes, some even told she has horns and long dirty claws.... She undoes all maid work, spreads dirt and disorder everywhere and vanishes in a puff of dirt...
Only maids can see her and when the upset Mistress asks why everything is dirt.... she would never believe the Demon Maid story and the poor maid gets punished besides being forced to clean once again.... Demon Maid is so evil !!